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Archive for February, 2009

sexy gonzo

In Shananigans on February 27, 2009 at 8:26 pm

For the last six years, I have been using a Cpap that I refer to as my “breathing machine”.  I have sleep apnea and it allows me to sleep AND breath at the same time.   From the first night that I received it, I have LOVED it dearly.  It is the greatest thing ever and I cannot live without it.

The past few months, it’s not been working properly and I could hear the motor dying.  I slowly got more and more tired and decided that I better look into getting a new one.  After a few hundred calls I finally got a new machine……and it’s so CUTE!!!  My old machine was at least twice it’s size and weight.  It also comes with a cute little “laptop” case to carry it in. 

I put on the mask to show Joey and he said that I look like Gonzo.  I agreed that it does “sorta” look like Gonzo, but I’m sexier. 

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In married with children on February 27, 2009 at 8:19 pm

2-9-09-001My parents are here from Germany making selections for their new house.  They called and asked if we wanted to go see a movie with them.  My kids LOVE to go to the movies and they LOVE popcorn even more.  We went to see Coraline.  It was a really cute movie and Tessa sat through the entire movie….it was a modern day miracle. 

After the movie, the kids wanted to eat at what Tessa calls it, “Carlos Jr.”  They do love those darn chicken stars.  It was a fun outing with grandma and grandpa.  Thanks mom and dad!

free bee

In work work work on February 25, 2009 at 10:12 pm

2-25-09-0551If it’s free, you know I’ll be there.  It was free pancake day at IHOP and I took my whole class for a field trip. I sat with Jan and had a good time showing her how to make “lemonade” with equal packets and a lemon.  It was very enjoyable.  We were seated within two minutes and outta there in twenty.  Much better than the Denny’s fiasco.  If you’re interested in free pancake day for next year….it’s always in February on “fat tuesday”.  Check their website for details.

On the bus home, we had a great conversation with our bus driver, Renee.  He offered himself as a free dating consultant to find Alicia (my co-worker) some dates.  It sounds promising.

faculty faux pas

In Shananigans on February 23, 2009 at 10:44 pm

chris-buttarsThere were a few faculty members at today’s luncheon commenting on what a moron Chris Buttars is.  I can’t remember the exact words they were using to describe him, but they were not complimentary.  I listened for a bit and then casually added, “He’s my grandpa.  Chris Buttars is my grandpa.” 

The looks on their faces……priceless.

special gloves

In married with children on February 17, 2009 at 9:39 pm

Nathan has been very curious about where babies come from lately.  He has been asking me all sorts of questions about it.  I had explained how he grew in mommy’s tummy, etc.  He said, “how did I get out”?  I told him that the doctor cut me open and took him out.  He had a few more similar questions  which I answered the best way that I could and then asked, “well, how did I get in there?”   I told him that his daddy put him in there.  He seemed satisfied with that answer and stopped asking for awhile.

About two hours later he returned with, “so, how did daddy get me in there?  With some special gloves or something?”  I told him, “no, daddy forgot to wear the special gloves”.

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Happy Heart Day

In married with children on February 15, 2009 at 4:41 am

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When you are married with children, Valentine’s Day becomes more about the kids than anything.  I think this is especially true when they are young and you don’t have a babysitter.

Tessa and I made pink heart pancakes for breakfast and spent some mommy-daughter time together.  It was really fun.  Tessa loves to cook and clean…I’m sure she’ll grow out of it once she’s actually old enough to do a good job. 

For dinner we had our traditional heart shaped pizza and bread sticks.  The kids planted valentine flowers for the window sill.  They also enjoyed a visit from my parents, who spoiled them with a lot of valentine candy.

rocking provo

In work work work on February 15, 2009 at 4:32 am

Jana and I had the opportunity to rock provo Thursday night as we attended the augmentative conference at the Marriott.  I couldn’t care less about the conference part, really….I was just excited to get to stay in a hotel and to get a break from my sometimes mundane life. 

I was excited and had big plans for us.  I expressed to Jana how it would be just like in college.  I even invited the “boys” over to play poker in our room and brought all the supplies for margaritas.  When we actually got to the room, this was Jana’s response to my enthusiasm…

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The “boys” were equally excited and needless to say, we didn’t play poker, or anything for that matter.  We watched a little Seinfeld, went to dinner at BrickOven Pizza, and then I talked her into a little hot tub action. 

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And then, we crashed on some really nice beds.   Don’t get me wrong, I am happy to share my bed with Joey, but boy is it nice to sprawl out and take up the whole bed sometimes.  We both woke up happy girls.

guest lecture

In got talent on February 15, 2009 at 4:16 am

2-14-09-001I became a “master” last spring and in doing so became an “expert” in the field of managing para-educators.  I put together a slide show presentation and taught teachers how to manage/supervise their aides…in a nutshell. 

I was excited to get an email a couple weeks ago from Cindy, my former professor, asking me to be a guest lecturer for her class.  I was tickled pink to be able to do it because I’m sick and wrong in so many ways.  I guess that it just makes me feel good when people actually care about what I have to say….and so much that they want me to talk for 3 hours straight!!

Well, I must say that it went very well and they seemed impressed for me.  My self esteem grew three sizes that day.

Two Shay

In work work work on February 5, 2009 at 10:47 pm

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Alicia, LaRae, Nate and Jan paid Jana and I back by cooking us breakfast this morning.  I have to admit, their breakfast was better than ours….but they did blow a fuse in the kitchen, something that Jana and I didn’t do.

Breakfast duo

In work work work on February 4, 2009 at 11:31 pm

2-4-09-001We’ve had “late start” days because of testing and so Jana and I decided to make all of our staff breakfast.  I made the pancakes and Jana made the eggs.  Aren’t we the nicest and funniest “bosses” in the whole world?  I think so.

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Before coming to Viewmont, I had to carry the burden of being the “only” teacher in the program.  I was actually a little wary of having to share with another teacher, but after getting to know Jana, my worries were no more.  Jana is a great person to work with and we compliment each other nicely.   She’s funny and she’s got my back.

birthday girl

In married with children on February 4, 2009 at 11:25 pm

2-4-09-014We went out for dinner for Katie’s (my sister-in-law) birthday last night.  We ate at Windy’s Sukiyaki, a place that I’ve never been before.  They had really good calamari and my salmon was pretty great as well.  My kids were obnoxious and I thought that Bob (father-in-law) was going to die of embarrassment.   I don’t think he’s used to dining with toddlers.  Nate threw a giant tantrum and Tessa spilled her drink.  Averi was perfect, however.  I was jealous. Maybe it was her birthday present to her mom?

For dessert, Jason brought her an ice cream cake and it was delicious.  I’m still thinking about it.

Hostess with the Mostess

In got talent on February 3, 2009 at 10:27 pm

1-15-09-015There is an episode of “Friends” where Monica works really hard to remodel their new apartment (after moving across the hallway) to make it suitable for her friends to hang out in just so that she could be the hostess again.  When all of the friends finally come over and start to eat her food and enjoy her living space, she lays down on the couch and falls asleep saying, “I’m always the hostess”.  Well, I can totally relate to Monica because I love to be the hostess.  It’s sort of my hobby.  My cousin Becky and I, we have this in common and love to come up with all sorts of party ideas.  We are going to write a book one day. 

I hate football.  I don’t understand it and it looks and sounds like Japanese to me when it’s on.  I can’t follow it at all.  Regardless of this fact, I threw a superbowl party on Sunday.  It was actually Joey’s idea and I acted as if it was a pain and that I didn’t want to, but secretly I was excited about getting to throw a party.  I cooked shredded beef in the crock pot with mexican seasoning to make taco salads.  Everyone seemed to enjoy them. 

I always spend more time on these things than really necessary, but it’s worth it in the end when I can sit on the couch, get ”tingles” in my stomach and think to myself, “I am always the hostess”.

groundhog for breakfast

In got talent on February 3, 2009 at 10:13 pm

1-15-09-012I have been on the Activities Committee in my ward for almost three years.  I am kind of sick of it, although I can admit that it’s a job that “suits” me.  Last year, I suggested that we hold a “best pajamas” contest at our annual Groundhog Breakfast, and the Bishop thought that was a swell idea.  It was a hit and has now become somewhat of a tradition. 

I think it’s nice to just wake up and go.  I did, however add a bra underneath…no need to scare everyone.  I also wore Joey’s giant moose slippers, which were a hit.  Many people wanted to vote for me (I think) but I told them that I didn’t want them to because I was counting the votes and didn’t want everyone to think that I fixed the election. 

I made 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place awards, which were all sleeping masks with a cute tag to state the award.  Everyone thought they were cute.  What good ideas I have sometimes.